Wednesday, March 16, 2011

on the value of an MBA to your professional network

It’s been a while since I’ve written about MBA subjects, partly because that was all 5 years ago, and partly because getting a master’s degree in Computer Science takes up a lot of one’s time and energy.  Recently, my friend Madeleine posted an image of her Linkedin network visualized as a graph.  This was built automatically using the inmaps feature of Linkedin Labs, which is pretty nifty and is very pretty as well.  This tool integrates easily with other social networking tools, so in a few clicks, you have a map and you’ve tweeted, posted, and whatever-ed it to all your friends.  Here’s mine…



There’s a lot of interesting things to be seen in a visual representation of a people network.  Some points that I noticed in mine are:
  • my closest friends from Seattle, affectionately known as “The Dummies” are fairly well separated from the rest of the network (just below me in purple).
  • the people that I know who are the most successful professionally generally (but not always) have the most connections.
  • despite working at Microsoft, Keane, Adobe, Saltmine and Washington Mutual in Seattle, the individual networks of these companies are nearly indistinguishable from one another, adding credence to the “it’s a small world” adage often applied to the Seattle tech industry. 
  • while tightly connected to the overall Seattle network, my old company Saltmine seems to have split into two factions, which makes sense if you ever worked there.
  • my wife is the big purple dot slightly below and to the left of me, isn’t hers a cute one!
  • the Oxford MBA staff are more closely related to my professional contacts than the MBAs are, this makes sense as it’s their job to help us get jobs.
  • working overseas for just a few years expanded the network quite a bit, the Barclays network (above me in green) is a significant portion of the overall set.
Most significantly, I can see that the network I built up in 1 year of Oxford MBA (lower left in orange) is nearly the same size as the network that I built up in 15 years of working in Seattle (middle right in blue).  This graph doesn’t show geographic distribution, but I’m sure the MBA network would be off the charts in this regard.

Did this network expansion add value professionally? 
This is hard to say. 
Pro: In the abstract, assuming there is professional value in knowing lots of professionals in diverse locations, my MBA abroad clearly added value. 
Pro: My personal experience tells me that I have never gotten any job via headhunters, newspaper ads, monster postings, or any venue OTHER than my personal and professional networks. 
Con: It’s also reasonable to assume that the majority of connections in a network are not particularly useful, and those that are useful will vary in their utility. 
Con: Further, given that people I have worked with are on the right side of the graph and people I have studied with are on the left, this graph may be interpreted to show that knowing a lot of MBAs hasn’t gotten me any jobs!
Be Honest with Yourself: Having invested significant time and money in building this network, it’s hard to avoid confirmation bias.
In summary: Combining my experience with the intuitions implied by this graph, I’m going to say: yes, this network expansion probably added value professionally.  Since it was a ton of fun building up, I’m also going to say it definitely added value personally. 
So, what the hell, get an overseas MBA already!  

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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Cafe Laguardia

Cuban food is very special to me.  Several branches of my father’s family emigrated from Cuba in the late 19th century, and possibly more significantly, lived in Cuban communities in Key West and Tampa for several generations after coming to the USA.  Thus, my grandmother’s cooking included significant components of Cuban cuisine, along with classic Spanish and American dishes.  All of her Cuban dishes were simple, savory, hearty arrangements of common ingredients, things that I imagine being within the means of my impoverished ancestors’ budgets.  Arroz con pollo (yellow rice with chicken), picadillo (basically a Cuban sloppy joe), plantanos (fried sweet plantain bananas), ropa vieja (shredded flank steak), frijoles negros (a kind of black bean stew), and bollitos (black eyed pea fritters) are all good examples of the simple, tasty meals that I was treated to when I visited grandma’s house.  Note that none of these are lo-carb, lo-calorie, lo-sodium, or lo-anything else!  Also, because of the flavorings, you don’t need expensive cuts of meat or farm fresh vegetables to be able to pull these off.  For the uninitiated, Cuban food may be described as similar to many other Caribbean cuisines with a strong nod to Spain.  In any event, I remember grandma as a great cook, and when I think about Cuban food from her kitchen, the memory is of delicious food. 

My mother, a 100% New England Yankee of English, Irish and Scottish descent, did a good job of reproducing these dishes in our Seattle home during the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s.  I can’t imagine they were as interesting for her as they were for my father or us kids, but as in all things, mom’s a good sport and put her best efforts in.  Mom is also a great cook, and I remember these dishes as being delicious as well.

On occasional trips to Key West to visit Father Evelio Hernandez (my great uncle) and other relatives, I have had the good fortune to eat at local family restaurants that preserve the traditions of this lovely cuisine.  One of the best must be El Siboney, which is an unpretentious little cafe in a quiet Key West neighborhood where feral chickens walk the streets.  If you’re there, try the Masas de Puerco Fritas.  The last time that Reba and I were in Key West (Cayo Hueso in Spanish) we ate there twice in 4 days!  Wikipedia says that the Siboney were the pre-Columbian indigenous inhabitants of the Greater Antilles in the Caribbean Sea.

So, Cuban cooking evokes a variety of nostalgic responses in me: vacations past, mom’s cooking, grandma’s cooking, and connections to my family history.  When it’s done poorly, it makes me a bit sad, but I think, “what the hell, it’s hard to find this stuff and I’ll take what I can get”.  When it’s done well, it brings tears to my eyes because it reminds me of people and places I have known, all of whom have taken the time to do an excellent job at preserving something that happens to be important to me.  Grandma could have taken us to McDonald’s every day and we would have been fine with that.  Mom could have made American style food only, and we would never have known any differently.  But they didn’t and so I have a taste for something that’s rare and special.

And now, on to Cafe Laguardia.  Reba took me here for my birthday, I will be 41 on Tuesday but will be in an algorithms test that evening, so we thought it would be better to go out last night.  Always the good researcher, she found a well reviewed restaurant run by Cubans and located nearby in Bucktown.  We arrived at 7 to a full house with lots of people waiting.  Despite the madhouse around him, Carlos Laguardia was warm and serene, which is quite professional, but is also to some degree quite comical.  I think Saturday Night Live could do a skit on the theme of an unflappable owner in the midst of a chaotic restaurant.  Reba and I waited in the bar, chatting about the usual stuff that parents do when they are away from the kid for the evening and a few drinks in, i.e. the kid.  1.5 hours later I was getting a bit annoyed at the wait, but was finally informed that our table was ready, whereupon Carlos’ mom led us silently to our table.

Sitting down, we ordered sweet plantains and a picadillo empanada for appetizers, Reba had a chorasco steak, and I had the pernil de cerdo asado.  Both came with black beans and rice.  This food was simply outstanding, and took me right back to El Siboney and the various Hernandez family kitchens of my memory.  Without question Cafe Laguardia served us the best Cuban food I’ve had since visiting El Siboney in Key West, and the best meal I’ve had in Chicago, a town with a lot of cuisine options.  I’m not a very good food writer, but using my limited culinary vocabulary I would describe these dishes as authentic, tender, flavorful, hot, hearty, clearly made to order, and evocative of the kitchens I remember so fondly.  I can hardly hold the popularity of a restaurant against it’s owners, and the food was fantastic, so I’ll admit that it was worth the wait. 

The only area of improvement I would stress is the lack of good sipping rum.  Of course it would be entirely apropos to have a wide selection of Havana Club rums available at the bar, but then due to the embargo, it would also be illegal.  There are many excellent sipping rums from other Caribbean locales, all of which would nicely top off a night at Laguardia.  Unfortunately, the only dark rum at the bar was the ubiquitous, mediocre Jamaican Meyer’s, which I ordered anyway.  That said, my dad’s idea of a good dark rum was Meyer’s as well, so maybe these guys are onto something I’m missing.

I relayed a much abbreviated version of the above to Carlos Laguardia, and he told us that a number of people have mentioned El Siboney to him, smiled sadly at the mention of Havana Club, thanked us, and gave us both hugs!  Nice fellow.  Great restaurant.


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Friday, November 19, 2010

data structures

Today I had a little fun with java data structures and timing of adds vs lookups for Hashtable, ArrayList and LinkedList.

I intialized each structure with 10^6 random strings of length 6. 

Inserts:

Hashtable: 2061 ms
ArrayList: 706 ms
LinkedList: 867 ms

Lookups:


Hashtable: 0 ms!
ArrayList: 21 ms
LinkedList:  29 ms

These data basically make sense: hashtables take a while to load, but are super fast looking up because you're not looking through anything to get the element you want, as the hash tells you exactly where it is.  The other two take less time to load and more time to look up.  The weird bit here is that ArrayLists are supposed to insert faster than LinkLists (OK) and look up slower, but this last didn't hold true.  ArrayLists were just faster all around.  I think this has to do with where I was inserting in the list... beginning, middle, or end makes a difference here.

If I get time, I suppose that I should set this up to run a bunch of tests on inserting to different parts of the structures, and then get an average performace over many runs.  The machine is the standard box in our lab: Phenom II X4 945 quad processor with 4 GM RAM running Debian lenny.

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

beard story

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

victory against spam!

When you work in the IT field, you tend to get an f= fair amount of IT job spam.  When you've ever once lived in London, you get f! (factorial) IT job spam because the London headhunting world lives and breaths on casting a wide net early and often.  Technology has only accelerated this trend, and some headhunters are little more than spammers.

For a while now, I've been getting emails from Jonathan.  At one point some of these were promising sounding technology leadership roles, and I even wrote him back a few times.  At some point early this year, the jobs he was emailing about started getting less relevant to me... located in remote corners of the UK (yuck), salaries 1/2 to 1/3 my current salary (do I look that desperate on paper?), and roles that I really wasn't qualified for (senior C# developer???).  At another point this year, I MOVED TO THE USA to do a 1 year Master's degree, which really made these jobs less relevant me.

Mail #1 - January

Dear Ean,
Happy new Year!
We are a specialist Software Engineering recruitment company covering job opportunities across the UK.
As our .net specialist I want to get in touch to understand whether you are interested in job opportunities currently?  If you are looking or interested in hearing about potential local jobs to yourself, then please let me know your current situation?
Furthermore, if you have an updated CV, please send this to me for consideration against current positions and to update your profile with us.
Look forward to hearing from you.

Kind Regards,

Jonathan


My reply to Mail #1...

Hi Jonathan,

I'm always interested in hearing about good opportunities.  My CV is
here: http://cv.eanh.net

Let me know if you'd like to speak further.

Ean


...note that he didn't call me back.


Mail # 2 - January

Dear Ean,
I have a senior opportunity available that I would like to make you aware of. If you are interested in this position and would like to find out more about this opportunity then please let me know?

Location: Windsor, Berkshire

Salary: dependent on experience £££ flexible £££
Technical Director, Digital Agency, Berkshire

This is an opening for a fast growing, leading, digital company who boast excellent blue-chip clients!

This position has come about as part of their growth strategy... (bla bla bla etc)...If you are interested in this position then please let me know?I look forward to speaking to you soon.


Kind regards,
Jonathan




My reply to Mail # 2...

 Sounds interesting!  Let's talk soon.

My cv is here:
http://cv.eanh.net/  and there is a link to pdf and doc
versions at the bottom of the page.

thanks

Ean


...note that he didn't call me back this time either.



Mail # 3 - February

Dear Ean,
  I have a contract opportunity that I would like to make you aware of. If you are interested in this position and would like to apply then please let me know?
  Location: Surrey
  Type: Contract

This is an excellent opportunity for a recognised software solutions company... (bla bla bla etc)

If you are interested in finding out more about this position then please let me know?

  Speak to you soon.
  Kind Regards,
  Jonathan


My reply to Mail #3...
Jonathan,

Please remove me from your list.

Thank you,

Ean


Mail # 8ish - July
(I deleted a bunch between 4 and 8)

Dear Ean,
I would like to make you aware of an exciting job opportunity that I have available. If you are interested in this position then please apply for immediate consideration:

Location: Guildford, Surrey.

Mid-Level experienced Developer - ASP.net (2.0/3.5), C#, Web Application developer, AJAX, MVC, Guildford.  An opportunity for a Technology consultancy and Solutions company... (bla bla bla etc) If you are interested in this opening then please let me know?

Kind Regards,

Jonathan


My Reply to Mail #8...

can you please remove me from this list?

my salary range is 3 times this and I don't even live in the UK anymore.

e




Mail #9 - July

Dear Ean,
I have a position to make you aware of that I feel you may be interested in. If you feel this opening is of interest then please let me know for immediate consideration?
Location: Basingstoke, Hants

C#, ASP.net Developer/Web application developer, Basingstoke
This is an opportunity for a large company and household name based in the Thames Valley and M3 corridor... (bla bla bla etc)If you are interested in this position then please let me know? I look forward to speaking with you soon.

Kind Regards,
Jonathan


My Reply to Mail #9...


I just ignored this one.


Mail #10 - July


Dear Ean,

I would like to make you aware of a job opportunity I currently have available that I would like to make you aware of. The position details are below, if you are interested in this job opening then please let me know?

Location: London, Camden

Application Development Manager/Technical Project Manager ASP.net 3.5 C#

This is an opening for an award winning organisation looking to expand their technical services team by bringing on an Application Development Manager/Technical PM to help with the ongoing growth of the comanies services. ...(blabla bla etc) 

If you are interested in this position then please let me know?

I look forward to speaking to you soon.

Kind Regards,
Jonathan


My reply to Mail #10...

Jonathan,

This is the third time I've written you requesting removal from your list.

* I no longer live in the UK

* I am not interested in any job less than (what I make now)

* I am full time studying a degree this year

PLEASE will you remove me?

Ean 


Mail #11 - same day as Mail #10!


Dear Ean,
I would like to make you aware of a job opportunity I currently have available that I would like to make you aware of. The position details are below, if you are interested in this job opening then please let me know?
Location: London, Camden

Senior C# ASP.Net (3.5) Developer, OOP, agile Digital solutions, London
This is an opportunity for a digital solutions company based in london and looking to (bla bla bla etc)  If you are interested in this position then please let me know?

Kind regards,
Jonathan


 
My reply to Mail #11...


(ccing Jonathan's boss who I found on Linkedin)


Hi Jonathan,

Since you not only continue to send me unsolicited email, but actually sent me another yesterday one just after I asked you to stop for the THIRD time, I can only conclude that you are either (a) not a real person, but just a robot spam program, or (b) persisting in this just to annoy me.

Therefore, I have reported you to the following:

* spamcop
* google spam
* the UK Information Commisioner's Office

Apparently you are liable to (a) a 5k GBP fine and (b) have your ISP
shut off your email access.

Have a great day!

Ean


Jonathan's reply to my reply to mail #11 - phone call 5 minutes later

Apologies were made, claims were made of already sent mails to the effect that I was now off the list, etc.

Vindication!





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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

what on earth is Ean up to?

Actually I’ve been doing lots of interesting things lately.  Read on!

Living Space

Firstly, Reba and I made the big move to Chicago.  Changing cities is nowhere near as traumatic the 3rd time around, and there’s a number of things about this city that make it particularly easy to deal with.  Oxford was a shock because it was really the first time that Reba or I had lived away from family and friends, and was an entire new country etc.  The peculiarities of Oxford and MBA life simply added “and awe” to the shock.  Then London was next, and again it was a first for us: we’d never lived in a big city, especially not a big, old, cosmopolitan city like London.  Subways, winding streets with Maseratis roaring down them, various Gucci clad 3rd world prince-lings at the coffee shop, and next to zero personal space were all new to us as well.  Chicago is different, big and cosmopolitan, but we’ve done all that at least once now, plus it’s a comfortable 104% USA, and very convenient to live in. 

We live in a high rise apartment building (46 floors) that was built quite recently, so everything works.  There is a separate washer (works) and dryer (works) in our apartment, new stove (works), garbage chute down the hall (works), new shower (works), A/C (works), new oven (works) and fridge with the little lever that you push and water or ice comes out (works).  There are 4 elevators (work[s]) and a 24 hour doorman (works).  There is a laundry in the building (haven’t tried it yet) and people to receive packages during the day if you’re not home (this works too).  Nearby are Whole Foods and other groceries, but Peapod (Ocado for Yanks) brings all the basics we need.  Internet is free (works) and the view of all the other skyscrapers is pretty cool (it’ll work).  So, I must admit that it is refreshing to be back among the conveniences of American living.  Chicago gets a zero for old world charm and quaint pubs, but then you can’t have everything.  Our stuff arrives from London this week, and I’m really looking forward to having more than two chairs, one table, a bed and a crib for furniture.  For those in the know: the big red couch made the cut and will be joining us soon.

The pizza is really good, and the city is gagging with steakhouses.  For Kaysa’s benefit I will add that these are packed with beef from giant grain fed super steroid monster cows, and once you get past the fact of it all, the steaks are fantastic.  Also, people eat a lot ribs in Chicago.  Today I ate at Bibs N Ribs, an oak/hickory based bbq joint that’s been open in Hyde Park since 1966.  There are benefits to a daily journey into the (tamer) regions of south Chicago.

So, Chicago is thus far a decent space, and our space within it (works) for us.

Beard

I have an enormous beard now, and my head hair (what’s left of it after MPB) is getting shaggy.  Reba and I are both sick of it, and Isa won’t kiss me anymore, so as soon as our stuff shows up, with the electric shaver, it all goes.  Back to Baldy McBalderson.  It’s about time, one of the other students in my program commented that I look more like a PhD student than a Master’s degree student.  Enough said.  Don’t say it, Natasha.

School

School is going well.  For inquiries as to WHY I am in school again, see the FAQ.  I am still in the “immersion phase” of the program, which is ostensibly the vehicle by which we non CS degree holding students will gain a reasonable grasp of CS math and programming necessary for graduate level study.  The math so far consists of:

  • propositional logic and equivalences
  • predicates and quantifiers
  • inference
  • proofs: direct, contradiction, contraposition, cases, and induction
  • sets and set operations
  • functions
  • sequences and summations

There is a lot more to go, and with 5 hours of class each week unit mid September and a gnarly assignment due each week, it’s keeping me busy.  For me, the math part is quite difficult, but it’s always the hard stuff that I value the most later on.  The programming bit is so far all C on Debian Linux.  This is a real hoot for me, since I’ve done a lot of programming before and already get the basics, and also because this environment is kind of a walk down nostalgia lane.  For whatever reason, the academic environment du jour is Linux, and not just a Linux based Windows rip off GUI with open office and a mouse and whatever, but a hardcore, text based 1982 looking Unix style experience.  Working on these machines reminds me of writing my first Perl web applications back in the mid 90’s on the Eskimo North ISP.  There’s the Alpine mail reader, the (still text based) update to Pine which I used for years when I first got email, VI the text editor from 1976 that people are still improving on, all manner of funny little commands and switches, and all on a screen with no graphics, just text.  All the programming tools are text based as well, and kind of remind me of writing basic programs for my dad’s H8 and Z89 computers when I was a kid.  Of course these systems are infinitely more powerful then those old PC systems, but they still have the same vibe. 

The coding is all in C, which is super primitive compared to Java and .Net, etc., even to VB and Perl really, but there’s a real elegance and simplicity to it that I appreciate.  The C reference books all seem to have been written in 1978 or so, and there’s something quite appealing about the retro tone of this part of the experience as well.  Honestly, it all takes me back to when I was a kid and my Dad and I used to play around with programming, setting up small systems, etc.  Of course this make me a bit sad too, given that dad’s not around to chat about all these impressions and experiences.  I suppose the lighter side of that is that he can’t make fun of me for finally doing a technical degree at 40 when I could have done a CS degree back in 1989 when he offered to pay for it.  In any case, I am digging the programming part, and when I’m done with my math assignments for the week, I feel pretty good about that end of the course as well.  At this point, I’d say that I’m putting in 50-60 hours a week and taking things easy, it’s not a death march like the MBA was.  At least not yet!

A New Belfry

The Ryerson Physical Laboratory is the home of the the MSCS program at U Chicago.  The MS students have their own special lab, which I like to call a belfry, in fond remembrance of the top floor silent reading room at SBS.  We have lots of neat computers, 30 foot high ceilings, and an enormous white board to figure stuff out on.  There are a couple of adjoining rooms for sneaking away to in search of complete silence, though the belfry is generally deserted anyway.  There is an elevator that opens into the lab, but only if you have the MS key.  For whatever reason, I feel particularly relaxed and able to study when I’m sequestered in some cool, quiet, high up spot, with no distractions, lots to study, and the occasional coffee break.  Stacks of books improve this experience even further, if the dean is reading this: hint hint!  In the drawing below, you can see the RPL, and the top floor of the middle tower is our lab.  I look out of those pointy top windows from where I sit.  The little turret on the right is the observatory, which I still need to get up to at some point.

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talk about ivory towers!

Isa!

Isa has started walking.  It’s total drunken sailor walking, but it’s walking nonetheless.  She’s also trying to talk, but this is pretty poor if I’m honest.  The words we have at this point are: doggy, kitty, dada, hi, wow, and uh-oh.  They come out more like dodgyieeeee, kitchgeeeee, tata, hiiEYEii, wow and uh-oh, but it all seems like progress.  She’s also scrunching up her face and making weird straining poses a lot.  Reba says that it’s part of some phase or another, what do I know?  In any event, it’s all pretty cute and I most definitely have the best baby of all.


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Saturday, March 13, 2010

The Next Move

It’s official, we’re moving to Chicago in June. 

It’s funny how this blog has changed since I started it.  At the beginning, it was a little story living off by itself and I was trying to get my friends and family to read it.  These days, it’s integrated into Facebook where I have hundreds of connections including people from Seattle and London, my family, long lost school mates, professional colleagues, and pals around the world.  As soon as I say anything here, everybody will get a little update and the word will be out.  In this way, the blog has to some degree become the Hernandez family newspaper.  Because of this I couldn’t really talk about our coming move until proper communications had been made at work, as I didn’t want to embarrass my boss who was waiting a bit to make the announcement.  Now that this is out of the way, I can write about it.

 

Why Chicago?

The choice to move to an even colder place than London may mystify those who’ve heard Reba and I gripe about how “next time we’re moving somewhere warm”.  That plan is still on the table, just not in the short term.  The immediate plan is that I am going to get another degree: a Master’s of Science in Computer Science.  As it turns out, the University of Chicago is the perfect choice as it has a 1 year MSCS program for people with non CS undergraduate degrees (like me), and is highly ranked among world universities. 

 

Why Another Degree?

I felt that I would be better placed to get management roles in technology if I had a technology degree to complement my management degree, and that I would be a more competent technology manager if I understood the fundamentals of the science more deeply.  And, As Dan points out, I have also developed a dangerous love of learning. 

 

Is This Really Necessary?

As I found out when I told people I was going to do an MBA, there are a variety of views on this subject, ranging from “why on earth would you subject yourself to that”, to “a degree won’t help you, your career is all about your professional experience”, to “that sounds really cool, I wish I could go do that”.  There have also been plenty of people who simply wished me the best of luck and shook my hand.  Ultimately, I suppose another degree isn’t strictly necessary, but is instead something I want to do and think will help me professionally.  As I found out with MBAs, there are generally two opinions about MBAs among managers (a) people who don’t have them think you don’t need them, and (b) people who do have them think you do need them.  I figure that in a short life, the best policy is to do the things you want to do and avoid regrets (thanks Gibby).  So, I will go. 

 

The Plan

Right now, we are procrastinating the plan, which seems to have mostly involved practicing saying “DA BEARS” and reading about Discrete Mathematics.  Broadly, we’re going to try for some last trips to Europe with my mom in May, a couple of weeks in Seattle in June, and then make the move to Chicago.

 

Longer Term

Chicago is almost certainly a 1 year deal.  Barclays is allowing me to keep my job, and while June 2011 is a long way off, we may well end up back in London.  Since the details of what I do for living are rather dull as well as the private business of my employer, I will leave any speculation on my future role at Barclays at that.  In many ways, Leaving London is just as hard as leaving Seattle was.  We have a lovely group of friends here in London and have settled into a comfy lifestyle that involves lots of European holidays, London black tie events, and some pretty decent big city living.  Just like when we left Seattle, some of the people who are closest to us here weren’t too happy to hear about our departure.  I take this as a tremendous compliment, even though it’s a bit uncomfortable at times.  I hope we are making the right decision, but I suppose that if I wasn’t just a bit nervous, it wouldn’t be a new adventure.

 

The Hernandez saga continues!


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Sunday, December 27, 2009

a quiet christmas

Last year Reba was out of town while the predictable psychological/existential crises kept me company, the year before we were in Seattle and on our way to Taiwan, and the year before that it was a wild time with all our Seattle folks while we were on break from Oxford.  This year was different.  Isa is just 7 months, so travelling would be a big hassle, especially the 9.5 hour trip to Seattle.  The snowstorms over the eastern seaboard seemed to ratify our choice as fundamentally sensible.  Also, the prospect of a quiet cozy one with the nuclear family sort of reached out to the both of us.  So for a change, we stayed home and observed the peculiar ritual of a Hernandez Christmas.

 

La Nochebuena

One of the many little habits my family inherited from it’s Cuban side is the traditional Christmas eve dinner known as La Nochebuena.  The Cubans inherited it from the Spaniards, and where they got it from is unknown to me.  In our family, this is a meal which consists of the clearly traditional Lechón (suckling pig), the potentially traditional Cuban style black beans and rice, and the clearly adlibbed elements of Rioja wine, pecan pie, apple pie and pumpkin pie.  For us there is no Christmas day meal, and certainly no turkey.

 

Clearly

Cubans, like all good people of Spanish descent, love their pigs.  That is to say they love to eat their pigs.  Trips to the old country abound with stories of trucks stacked high with pigs in crates, the Museo de Jamon, “vegetarian” salads with ham laid daintily across the top, etc.  A bit more rustic than their continental cousins, the Cuban center their Christmas meal around a whole roasted pig.  Thus, I have many fond memories of a whole roasted pig showing up to my family’s house on Christmas eve: apple in the mouth, grapes in the eyes, feet and tail still intact, etc.  I’m not entirely sure if Spaniards do this on their Nochebuena or not.  I bet not.  In any case, the roasted pig is to the Cuban as apple pie is to the Yankee: classic.

 

Potentially

Cubans, and Caribbean people in general eat a lot of black beans.  Predictably, the Cuban version starts with frying green peppers, onions and garlic in olive oil before adding the main ingredient, in this case black beans.  This warm-up serves for just about any Cuban dish you can imagine, and was the rock upon which my Grandmother’s kitchen resided.  To be sure, black beans are as Cuban as big beards and cigars, but whether or not this dish is common amongst Cuban (or Spanish) families at Christmas, I do not know.  However, in my family this was always the required Nochebuena side dish, served with white rice.  My father had a story to go with this about symbolism, Christians, and Moors, but I’m frankly skeptical.

 

Adlib

My dad loved Rioja wine, and who can blame him?  It is without question the single most consistently delicious red wine on the planet.  We always had this stuff coming out of our ears for any important Hernandez family meal, and Nochebuena was no exception.  Quintessentially American, my mom made apple and pumpkin pies for the meals at Thanksgiving and Christmas.  Quintessentially southern, my dad insisted on pecan pie as well.  Frankly, I think my mom was more than reasonable about the whole affair, since she’s Irish, English and Scottish descent and always seemed patiently out of place amongst all this pseudo-Spanish culture.  In any case, the wine and pies were simply our family’s particular spin added to the traditional dinner.

 

How Did We Do This Year?

I think we did pretty well.  As demonstrated below, we had the clearly and potential* well covered, though we did fall short on the adlib by picking up a couple of bottles of Bordeaux at the local Nicolas instead of finding some Rioja.  Realizing this mistake too late, Reba purchased a bottle of Cava to balance things out, but that’s really backwards if you think about it.  I also had fun making my own apple sauce, really not that hard to do, but quite satisfying in a hands-on sort of way.

 

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before dinner: the spread

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after dinner: pies and pajamas

*Segue: Spitalfields and the Potential

The Spitalfields market is an old London market that has lots of butchers.  Trying to keep up with tradition, I emailed one of the butchers to reserve a Lechón.  The owner wrote me back several times as I posed various questions, but oddly would only reply at 1AM.  Maybe meat markets are like fish markets from a schedule perspective?  After several mails back and forth about cost, size and origin of the pig, etc., I placed my order, only to receive the following at 1:52AM on 22 December:

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From: Tom Absalom <TomAbsalom@absalomandtribe.co.uk>
To: Hernandez, Ean
Sent: Tue Dec 22 01:52:10 2009
Subject: RE: Suckling pig for Christmas


Hi Ean.
We don't have a suckling pig small enough to fit your oven. If it is
acceptable for you I can cut the suckling pig in half for you to make it fit
your oven.

If you come to my shop between 2am and 8am tomorrow, December 23rd, I will
hold the smallest suckling pig I can find for you. You will need to pay cash
for it when you collect the meat.


Please let me know if this is OK. I look forward to hearing from you.
Tom

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Having no intention of making it downtown to Spitalfields before 8AM on my day off, I was somewhat relieved to avoid dealing with a cut in half pig.  Would I have taken it on the tube with me?  In a cab?

 

In the end, the meal was a success even without a whole (or half) pig.  We got a very nice pork roast from the local butcher shop, which is excellent and did not disappoint.  Finally, I tried to honor my and my brothers’ tradition of drinking a bunch of cognac after dinner.  It’s really not the same without you guys.

 

And Now, What You’ve All Been Waiting For…

Obscure family traditions are great and all, but what everybody really wants to see are pictures of the baby on Christmas morning, an event that we keep 100% American.

 

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Merry Christmas, dear friends and family around the globe.  Much love to you all from myself, Reba, and baby Isa!


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Sunday, December 20, 2009

It Happened

Every parent has a story about a kid who was puking and sh!tting at the same time.  Mine did this today, in VOLUME.  Out the nose, down the front, all over the carpet, etc., the full deal.  Yuck.  I don’t know what she ate, but at the very least I am impressed with the capacity this kid can deliver “at peak”.  I guess the only way to take this to the next level of gross out parenting experience is to somehow end up being puked, etc. on?  I am going to try to avoid that.

 

Hernandez Family Photos31what a little angel?


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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Zip Code, Post Code

Following is an excerpt from my email on Zip Codes to the National Marrow Donor Program following my unsatisfactory experience with their donor details update web form.

 

Dear National Marrow Donor Program,

One annoying element of being an American living abroad is the local perception that all Americans view the world outside of the continental US as irrelevant.  Unfortunately, this stereotype is often perpetuated by the actions of Americans back home.  Sometimes this is done in large ways, for example by taking a unilateral decision to invade another country.  This really bums out the locals, FYI.  However, it can also be done in smaller ways, for example by providing web forms that allow for foreign countries while requiring a "zip code" and rejecting non numerical values placed in said form.  As it turns out, much of the world refers to this as a "postal code", making use of letters as well as numbers.  Yes it's a novel concept, I know.

I am a willing marrow donor, and a US citizen.  However, I live in London and do not have a numerical zip code, instead I have an alphanumeric postal code.  So, for your benefit I crammed my unacceptable postal code into the city field along with “London”.  No biggie, but just a bit annoying.

Admittedly this is a small thing, but sometimes it's the small things that count!  Please update your web form.

Thank you

Ean Hernandez


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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Los Young Fresh Fellows

(posted a few weeks later)

Way back in the day, I met Kurt Bloch and and Scott McCaughey.  Kurt engineered records for my old band Sicko, and Scott distributed records from my record label, Top Drawer Records, as he was working for Pop Llama Products at the time, another Seattle label that was much much better than mine.  Both of these guys played in Seattle bands that also played with Sicko, most notably the Fastbacks (Kurt) and the Young Fresh Fellows (Kurt and Scott).  Like many Seattle bands at the time, the YFF were strangely successful in Spain.  Other Northwest bands has this same experience, the Model Rockets,  Bum, the Fastbacks, and even Sicko all did well there.  I’ve heard lots of theories as to why, but who really knows.  It’s not like we did well in France, Germany or England.  Just Spain.  Whatever. 

In any case the YFF are indisputably a legendary Seattle band and have been a big part of Seattle music since they started in 1981.  Everybody back in Seattle knows this, but a lot of people over here in the UK would probably think that grunge and Nirvana and Alice in Chains or whatever are what Seattle music is all about, and I suppose it’s true to a degree, but way before any of those bands were playing, the YFF were playing all over Seattle, and really setting the tone for what many of us think of as the real Seattle music… punk and garage infused pop.  The way I see it, they were part of the chain that linked bands like the Sonics to bands like the Model Rockets, or Flop, or The Presidents of the USA and even to little tiny unimportant bands like mine.  So, these guys are a part of Seattle history and a part of my history, and they’re special to me. 

28 years later, they still make records and even do the occasional tour, and I was fortunate enough to spend the last few days following them around when they toured Spain.  The tour was set up by Francisco from Munster records, which is a label based in Madrid.  Munster was usually the driving force behind Seattle bands’ tours to Spain, and would typically release import versions of their US releases.  Francisco is a really nice guy who has pretty much dedicated his life to music and records, and while most of us have gone on to have normal jobs and live the straight life, he’s stuck by the rock and roll and carved himself a little niche.  I have to say that I’m impressed by anybody who can keep a record label going in the 21st century, especially an independent one.  The tour actually went all over Spain, but I only came down for the last 3 dates: Valencia, Murcia, and Madrid.

 

Night 1: Valencia Solo

On Wednesday, I stayed home from work in the morning, just calling into a few conference calls, so I could spend more time with Reba and Isa before I left.  By noon I was rushing around trying to find all of my stuff for the trip, and trying to figure out the best way to get to Gatwick airport in time to fly out.  Kissing the girls goodbye, I headed off to the tube with my WSU Cougars hat, hoodie, backpack, and some new songs to listen to that had just come in from my Rough Trade Records subscription.  I like to travel as light as possible, it makes me feel good to know I can get on without a ton of crap to lug around.  This got me into trouble on my trip to Germany with Juergen, as I didn’t have the correct Euro going out clothes, and the guys had to sneak me into clubs.  Of course when you’re going to see the YFF, everybody dresses in jeans and t-shirts, and it’s very casual.   So, I knew I could just get by with minimal stuff.  I caught the tube to Victoria station, and then the train to Gatwick, got hassled by security for not having my toothpaste in a separate plastic bag, and made it to the plane with plenty of time.  I think that I get picked on a lot more when I travel without Reba.  Maybe this is because they think a single guy is more likely to be a drug smuggler or a hijacker or terrorist or whatever.  The funny thing is that I am soooo boring, that there is really nothing to find out about me, and the cops can search every square inch of my life with a microscope and all they will find out is that I am a comic book geek who buys too much shitty music and works in IT at a bank.  Drinking beer and talking about politics is about as wild as I get.  There really is nothing to see here, ladies and gentlemen.

I spent the first night in Valencia at a hotel across the street from the new Museo de Sciencias, pictured below.  The crazy thing isn’t so much that these buildings look like outerspace whale skeleton spaceships that have stopped for a quick bath on earth, but that they are in a place that was as run down as Valencia was 15 years ago.

 

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The city has really done a complete 180 since I was here in the mid 90s.  It’s had all sorts of new construction, old stuff has been torn down, and it’s been heavily modernized, which is probably a good thing in certain Spanish cities.  I love the old fashioned bits of Spain, but honestly some of it can be pretty run down.  The hotel was very nice, and after a walk in the neighborhood,  I called Reba for some travel advice.  Whenever I go on a trip by myself, I have no idea where to go, and never really plan anything.  So, I call Reba, she gets on her computer, and then tells me where the cool spots to go are.  In this case, she found an old restaurant down on the waterfront which Ernest Hemingway wrote about in one of his books, and so there I went.  The food was good, the beer was cold, and I had several Aguardientes after.  I went back to the hotel, crashed out, and woke up late the next day.

 

Night 2: Valencia Con Los Dudes

I had a fairly chill day by myself, took a couple of conference calls from work, and went down to the old part of Valencia to walk around in the afternoon.  After a good deal of sitting in the main square (which Reba and I had visited back in the day) and then walking around town looking for a meaty restaurant, I found Jamon Jamon, where I had a nice stack of morcilla and entrecote with some very cold Spanish beers.  Late that afternoon, I met Francisco, Cristophe, and Lisa.  Francisco is the aforementioned Spanish record label boss, Cristophe is a big Scott McCaughey fan, and Lisa is actually the owner/operator of Frontier Records, which is the label that put out Suicidal Tendencies back in the early 80s.  She got extra cool points from me for that: my friend Tom and I used to dance around his basement doing air guitar to that band when we were 14.  Thanks for the rock Lisa!  After meeting up, we went to have dinner with the Fellows, which was oddly at a pizza joint.  Apparently the band had been eating Spanish food nonstop since arriving a week prior and were ready for a change of pace.  I was down for some tapas, but when you’re travelling in a group you have to be flexible.  At the restaurant I found a little slice of my past having pizza and beer: Kurt, Scott, Tad, and Jim.  I hadn’t seen Kurt in several years, and Scott in longer than that.  It had been even longer for Jim.  In fact, I didn’t recognize Tad, probably because I hadn’t seen him in 8 years, although to be fair he is doing miles better than me in the preservation department.  I was a bit embarrassed about that.  The show was in a small club across the street with only about 100 people in it.  This gave me the opportunity to stand right up front, and this led to my favorite YFF Spain tour 2009 moment.  By way of explanation, my ex-ex-ex-ex girlfriend Christy had a semi rare CD with a white label and a black photocopy of Fonzie on it.  It had a single (as I remember) song: “do the the Fonzie”, which is a sarcastic song about the hero of the 1970’s TV show “Happy Days”.  In the early 1990’s, the YFF were playing just about every show one could imagine: street fairs, outdoor concerts, bars, all ages clubs, bar mitzvahs, you name it.  During this time, my friends and I would go to see the YFF probably twice a month (4 times a month in the summer) and while enjoying their sets, would make a point of loudly demanding to hear “do the Fonzie”.  This never ever met with any success.  Fast forward almost 20 years, and I am standing in a dive club in Valencia listening to the Fellows, standing up front, and feeling quite cool because they all remembered me.  At a lull in the show, Scott asked if the audience had any requests, and I instinctively yelled out, “ do the Fonzie”!  To my surprise, Scott said something like “really?  that one? (shrug) ok… whatever” and they played it!!!  I screamed with delight.  Now if I can just go sky diving and see Chichen Itza, my life will be complete.  This night ended with beers and wine and bullshitting with the opening band back in the hotel.

The next day, the band left early, and the Francisco, Lisa, Christophe, Ean crew headed for some classic Paella Valenciano.  Francisco had set up a reservation with an out of the way place that seemed pretty much locals only.  This food kicked ASS.  We drove up to Murcia that afternoon.

 

 

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Night 3: Murcia

This seemed like a cool town, very Spanish and not very exposed to the outside world.  I have two distinct memories of this night:

 

1. Francisco kept remarking on how all the Murcians were tall, weird looking, and had huge heads.  To be honest, they looked like Spanish people to me, but what do I know?

2. After dinner with the band and everyone else, I felt ill, and left the table early to head back to my hotel room.  I actually puked on the street on the way home!  I spent the next two hours prior to the show puking in my hotel room, and the next 6 hours at the show puking in the scuzzy rock club bathroom… EVERY 20 MINUTES.  This sucked.  I watched a bit of the Fellows’ show, and split. 

 

The next day I felt fine.  Food poisoning?

 

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Night 4: Madrid

What memories this town holds for me.  I’ve been here a probably a dozen times, lived here with a Spanish family when I was 14, played here in my band in my mid 20’s, and have made it to the bullfights at Las Ventas 4 years out of the last 5.  I really love this place.  The real trip was that Francisco put me in the same hotel (I’m almost positive) that Sicko  stayed in back in 1996.  The place was way cleaned up, and had non communal bathrooms, but I swear it was the same joint, just off the Puerto del Sol.  After a nap, I went over to the Fellows’ hotel and had a few pregame beers with the various rock and roll tour folks.  My buddy Angel was planning on meeting me near the show, and when he called to say he was waiting for me at one of the nearby cafes, I split the group and went to find him.  The Puerto del Sol is a sort of central square in Madrid that has a number of pedestrian only streets spreading out away from it.  One of these was where the YFF were staying, and this same street was LOADED with hookers.  As the night went on, more and more sketchy looking chicks were hanging out staring down any guy that walked down the street.  At one point I was on my phone, calling Angel and leaving him a voicemail when a hooker came up to me, grabbed me and said something about “oye guapo”.  I was mid voice mail recording and she startled me, so I yelled “no me joda”!  Which is sort of like don’t fuck with me, and she got the message.  Just after that I saw Angel sitting at a cafe table with some buddies, and the night really began.  A ton of Angel’s pals showed up and after a nonstop round of greetings, we all decided to head to the show, which was held at a place predictably called, “el sol”.  This happens to be the same club that my band played at in 1996, so it was all the more special to me.  The Fellows delivered the rock, I did the pogo, beers were drunk, and by the time I got back to the hotel, it was quite late.  A really good night to cap off a really good vacation.

 

The Last Day

The next day I was awoken by a phone call from the the front desk of the hotel telling me that I had 15 minutes to leave.  A quick shower and pack-up later, I was out the door and on my way to meet Angel and his brother Enrique.  I spent the afternoon with Angel and his wife Marta and their two girls Claudia and Ines, and Enrique and his son Enrique junior.  Enrique Jr, also called El Quique Tucho, is a spunky little guy and called me a “rat man of the street” or something like that.  He got in trouble with dad, and I laughed my ass off.  We all went to the park to let the kids play, then to a restaurant for lunch where we talked to some old Spanish gents, and then to Enrique’s where we had coffee and cognacs.  Enrique has a really good vintage book collection, as well as a very cool collection of old jazz and blues music.  I made a point of snagging some of his mp3s.

 

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What a great trip!  Seattle rock and roll (which I miss), Seattle people and my Madrid people (whom I love) and a few days in Espana.  One could not ask for more.


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Monday, August 31, 2009

Der Vaterland

Why live overseas?  In the midst of day to day life, It’s easy to forget just why I chose to leave all my safety, savings, cars, yard, personal space, friends and family behind and try out a new country.  This weekend I had a great reminder of one of the key benefits: experiencing new cultures.  My pal Juergen, who I wrote about way back at the beginning of the MBA, is from Germany, and was kind enough to take me on a brief tour of his home this past weekend.  Specifically, he is from Mömbris, a small town in the Aschaffenburg district in the Regierungsbezirk of Lower Franconia in Bavaria, Germany, or put more concretely, he is from the the place where oompah bands, big beers, sausage, lederhosen, and most other stuff that we foreigners think of as “German” come from.  This suits me quite well.

Autobahn

Juergen lives in London, but had been working in Freiburg all week, and I flew into Frankfurt, where we met.  We got a spiffy little BMW hatchback, and zipped off to Dusseldorf to visit Daniel, another MBA.  The Autobahn is pretty famous: everybody knows that this is the freeway with no speed limit.  People go either normal freeway speed on the right side, scary fast on the left side, or fighter jet speed so the scary fast people have pull over to the right and get out of the way.  The fighter jet thing was kind of hard to believe.  We would be doing a jaw grinding 90, and these fighter jet dudes would bear down on us and just blow past.  Just watching them made me feel sort of dizzy. 

 

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We got the Daniel’s house in the mid evening.  His apartment is HUGE by London standards… room for a big screen TV, a big deck, dining room table, the works.  It’s in this old factory that now has been converted to housing, and so is kind of rustic in a hip sort of way.  The best thing about Daniel’s place is that there is a raised sleeping pallet which can be lifted up by an electric winch, revealing: oh yeah, you know it… a hot tub!  Total Austin Powers action, really funny.  I’m sure Daniel has put this to good use.  That night we all went out with Daniel’s buddy Marco, who is doing a PhD at the local university.  The night was spent in classic MBA style: drinking way too much at clubs with loud music, chatting to random people, and watching my buddies get shot down by girl after girl.  I was (once again) sorely underdressed.  I only brought running shoes and t-shirts, not the dress shirts and shoes that most euro clubs require.  This was dumb of me, I should have remembered, but the guys managed to squeak me in to the clubs one way or another anyway.  We came home at 5:30 AM.  That makes me tired again just writing it.  After breakfast we split for Erlangen, where Juergen’s fraternity is.

 

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Juergen, Daniel, Marco

 

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Germans wear nice shoes, Americans wear shitty ones…

 

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This is the town where Juergen’s fraternity is located.  It’s where the Friedrich Alexander University is located, although for complex reasons, he actually studied at another University, but became a member of a fraternity at this one.  Fraternities in Germany are in some ways similar to those in the states (dudes in big old house, lots of beer, new members have to do all the shitty work, etc.) but in at least one way, they are TOTALLY different, and that way would be the sword fighting.  By sword fighting, I mean actual dudes with armor, fighting with actual swords, actually cutting the shit out of each other and getting big gnarly scars… and here is the important bit:  big gnarly scars on their unprotected faces and heads.  Does this sound more interesting than the phi delta gamma beta whatevah guys at your school?  I bet it does.  The basic run down on the sword fighting is this: the fraternities date back to the end of the 18th century, when people actually did wear swords, got into duels, etc.  To join a fraternity, you had to fight someone from another fraternity, and if you got a scar on your face, it was a sign of character, toughness, etc.  This tradition continues today, and is apparently unchanged from the 1850s.  The duelers wear chain mail shirts, heavy leather gloves, neck armor, and these armored goggles with a metal nose plate.  This keeps you from getting cut in the chest, neck, hands, eyes or nose.  Then, they stand across from one another with both feet facing forward and one had behind the back, and swing the swords at one another’s heads.  A round of fighting consists of four swings of each sword, with the swords held above the head.  Then, the duelers are stopped.  Then, there’s a break of a few seconds and they start again.  This goes for up to 30 rounds, or until someone is cut really badly and the match is stopped.  You can end up in a fight one of two ways: (1) you do one as part of a organized bout so as to be accepted into the fraternity, or (2) you get someone angry enough at you that they take their business card, rip it, and hand it to you, which means that you are challenged to a duel.  Apparently these frat boys never get into fist fights, but if they get really pissed off at someone, they will hold a duel.  If you are a crappy dueler and you get challenged, a senior guy in your house can do the fight for you.  In either case, people are going to get slashed up, and it’s a pretty serious deal.  I got to see the practice room with all the practice targets, helmets, swords and etc.  Juergen even dressed me up in the gear for shits and giggles.

 

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One of the chief pastimes of all students is drinking beer, and these guys are no exception.  I made sure to help as much as I could in this regard.

 

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I think this stuff was called pils… sort of lagery

 

These guys predictably live in a big old 19th century house with tall ceilings, a bunch of formal rooms, and lots of dark wood.  There are little pictures of every member ever on the wall, but for the guys who were in before photography, there are these little silhouettes.  There’s some kind of a thing about wearing these little captains hats and tricolored sashes, but I forget exactly what that’s all about.  The dudes smoke constantly and from what I can tell pretty much drink constantly as well.  One of the rooms is a bar, and this is where I was first exposed to the singing traditions of the house.  They have these little leather bound books with metal studs on the covers that have all sorts of Germanic student drinking songs in them.  The senior guy in the room kept yelling “silencium” which I guess means silence, and then would tell everyone to open their books and sing.  I managed to catch one of these on video with my phone. 

 

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Nuremberg is Nürnberg

The next morning we got up and went to a beer garden, where I drank a big beer, and ate a huge pork knuckle with a giant potato dumpling.  In the interest of not torturing Juergen in the car on the way home, I skipped the sauerkraut.  After lunch, we went to Nürnberg, which people in the US tend to call Nuremburg, this is where the Reichsparteitagsgelände, or Nazi Party Rally Grounds was.  There’s a very famous war movie of a statue of a giant German eagle holding a swastika being blown up, and that was at the Reichsparteitagsgelände.  This is also where the big Nazi rallies were held, and where the big famous book burnings were, etc.  Today, most of the grounds have been turned into parks, so I doubt those old Nazis would even recognize it today.  This is also where the top Nazis were prosecuted by the victors after the war.  This is a grim museum, but I was glad to get a chance to see it, as it’s an important historical site.  Juergen gave me a lot of extra details on artifacts and photographs in the museum, so it was a very instructive visit.  After, we wandered around the old town center, which was pretty cool.

 

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On the way back on Monday, we stopped for the second time at Juergen’s grandparents’ place, which is out in the hilly countryside of Bavaria.  This area is just gorgeous with lots of trees and little fields and farms, sheep, orchards and vineyards, it’s quite idyllic.  Grandpa actually fought in the war, just at the end.  Apparently he was a 14 year old anti aircraft gunner in the last days of the war.  After the allies overran his emplacement, he rode a bike with flat tires some 200 miles home.  Grandma and Grandpa were very kind to me, and fed me lots of tasty Bavarian lunch: sausages, cold cuts, terrine, home made cakes, etc.  All very good stuff, right up my alley.

 

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Juergen and his grandparents

 

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country lane outside their house

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some things are the same everywhere you go

 

On Germany

I found Germany to be a pleasant, leafy place with nice little towns, great food, and an admirable dedication to beer drinking.  They also really dig the pork products, and I can’t argue with that at all.  I definitely need to go back!


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Friday, August 28, 2009

the scorps

Juergen is taking me on a tour of the fatherland today.  I woke up at 6AM with Can’t Live Without You by The Scorpions running on a 6 second loop in my mind.  Now it’s 9:30 and Big City Nights is running on a 2 second loop.  I’m screwed.

 

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Athenaeum Club

Shelby is back in town, and so we went to dinner at the club.  Originally this was supposed to be at the Oxford and Cambridge club, but when we got there, it was closed for the summer break.  On the door was a list of “reciprocal” clubs, which are basically clubs that let you use the facilities if you are a member of the Oxford and Cambridge club.  There is a long list of clubs around the world that are reciprocal to the O and C, but during the summer break, apparently there are a bunch of local London clubs that are temporarily reciprocal.  This is cool, because you don’t normally get to go to these, and many are pretty interesting and historically significant.  So, tonight we picked another Pall Mall area club from the list: the Athenaeum.  This turned out to be a good, if totally random call.  The building is really neat, done in Neoclassical and dates to 1824.  It’s right around the corner from the The Royal Society of London for the Improvement of Natural Knowledge, and actually pretty close to the O and C too.  It’s a bit nicer inside than our club, if also a bit smaller, with lots of classical statues everywhere.  Charles Dickens, Charles Darwin, Franz Liszt, Winston Churchill, Arthur Conan Doyle, Joseph Conrad, Rudyard Kipling, WB Yeats, and Richard Wagner were all members here.  Apparently the queen mother liked to have get togethers here back before she died.  This is totally NOT the sort of place they let recently emigrated Americans into, unlike the O and C which is pretty much for graduates with a pulse.  You’ve got to be a hot shot Londoner or a serious arts player to get in here, so it was cool to get the opportunity.  We got a look at their library, which is super cool, if quite a bit smaller than ours.  It has the two story ladder and catwalk deal that you see in movies, and so it has floor to ceiling books, a really cool effect.

 

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library – someday I’ll have one of these!

 

The porter who showed us around the club picked out early on that we were from O and C, and kept making a big deal about how much more exclusive this club was than ours while he was proudly showing us around, which was super funny.  Having people condescend to you for being lower status than they are is the TOTAL English experience, and it’s even more authentic/hilarious coming from a waiter with a goofy accent.  Funny funny place, London.  The dining room was typical of London clubs: big room with polished wood tables, candles, waiters everywhere, big pictures of severe looking old dudes on the wall, etc.  Although, this place actually has an outdoor patio for summer dining, which is really good since these places all want you to wear a jacket and tie while you eat.  I had dover sole, and Shelby had calves liver, which I thought was pretty burly of her.  She told me all about her ill fated move to Dallas (lasted only two weeks) and some drama with a dude she’s been seeing.  I feel a bit bad that her big move didn’t work out, but I’m mostly glad that she’s back, it’s nice having the Shelbs around.   After dinner we went up to the lounge and had a few drinks.

 

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lounge – we sat waaaay down at the far end

Shelby found a book all about London clubs and proceeded to read the stories out loud in a really crappy fake pretentious English accent.  I kept shushing her and laughing while scarfing down a tasty 1970’s vintage Calvados.  Afterward, we walked our middle classes asses back to the tube station and went our separate ways home.


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Monday, August 03, 2009

grandma comes to town

My mother came to visit recently and got to see her grand-daughter for the first time.  We took several little trips over 2 weeks, and had a blast.  Grandmas like new babies, and this one seemed to still be pretty excited even though this is her 7th.

train to polperro

Mom got here on a Friday afternoon, so I took the train out to Heathrow to meet her.  I came directly from work, so I was still in my suit and tie.  She thought this looked pretty funny and told me that I looked like a real dad.  Great.  We went back to the apartment and she got to meet Isa, which of course was a lot of fun for everyone.  We stayed the night at the apartment and got up really early the next day to catch a train to Cornwall.  Actually, the train went to Plymouth which is is Cornwall, and also happens to be the place from which the Pilgrims departed England for North America.  These people were religious nuts who were being kicked out of England.  Of course they thrived in North America and their crazy ideas have since defined the moral tone of our country.  There’s something else for which we Americans can be resentful of our erstwhile English overlords: couldn’t the king just have just burned them at the stake or something?  Oh well, too late now.  Plymouth itself is a big run down, but does have a neat old town and harbor.  This was the baby’s first long train ride, 3.5 hours, and she did fine, sleeping most of the way.

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early early early at Paddington station

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luggage…

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baby on a train!

 

From Plymouth we rented a car, and drove out to our rental house near Looe.  Looe is an old fishing village that has sort of become a crappy English holiday town: lots of dudes with shaved heads and tank tops with bad tattoos and bulldogs out walking with their rough looking wives who are smoking and pushing strollers while eating chips.  The place is supposed to be quaint, but it’s really just kind of shitty.  I was bummed out by Looe to be honest.  The area just outside of town is quite bucolic and nice however, and Reba had found us a really cool house in this area, way up on a cliff overlooking the ocean.  The view from the cliff was lovely and in some ways, reminded us of Santorini.  We had planned lots of little day trips, but as it turns out, vacations with babies are quite different from those without babies.  Getting going anywhere is a fairly big production, and needs to be timed carefully to avoid meltdowns.  So, we ended up staying in the house quite a bit, which was fine with me, because I could lay on the couch reading, looking out over the bay, drink an ice cold Stella and chill with the baby all at the same time, which is pretty much Ean heaven.

 

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the good life!

 

I got a lot of reading in over the trip.  I banged through a few economists, a biography about Sonic Youth and an analysis of the letter writing relationship between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson, which was pretty great.  Jefferson was kind of a nut, and seemed to believe that people should rise up and violently overthrow their governments every few years.  That aside, there were a lot of great ideas moving between these two guys, with interesting ideological conversations played out against a backdrop of a pretty crazy period in history.  This is a nice companion to the Portable John Adams, another book I’ve recently read.  Good shit, Maynard.  I also got a chance to write some songs, and worked out a way to play guitar and rock Isa’s car seat at the same time with my foot.  It definitely put her to sleep a few times, which reminds me of a few Birdbath shows from back in the day. 

 

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captive audience

Driving around the area, we came across a neat little town that our cabbie in Plymouth had recommended to us: Polperro.  This place was way more my speed than Looe, it had a medieval waterfront stuck down in a deep valley, beautiful sea views, a bar with microbrews, and a really great fish restaurant, Nelson’s.  In my experience, this is a rare thing in the UK, because to most people here, “fish” = deep fried cod with chips and mushy peas.  Not that I don’t like a bit of fish and chips now and again, but there really is a lot more to seafood than that.  So, finding a place that did Cornish fish stew, fresh scallops, Atlantic lobster, and had a premier cru Chablis really turned my crank!

 

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lunch in Polperro

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Polperro Harbor at low tide

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check out the angles on that window

 

river tour with mom

The trip back to London was nice, and after a week of chilling with books, beer, baby and guitar, I was feeling pretty relaxed.  St John’s Wood is a bit on the crazy side recently, because Lord’s Cricket Ground is a few blocks away, and the English are playing the Australians for “the ashes”, which is a complicated rivalry thing that I don’t really understand but also don’t really care enough about to figure out.  Anyway, the neighborhood is loaded with guys wearing crimson and gold ties in support of their team (whichever it is) and the neighborhood pubs which are usually empty and peaceful are basically overflowing with loud drunk sports people (in ties). 

A few months back, Kaysa set up an outing for Alan, our friend from SBS who was going to get married soon.  Al is not the typical guy, so the typical stag party with strippers and shots and whatever didn’t really seem to suit him.  So, Kaysa came up with a swell day that included a boat tour of the Thames in London, a kite festival, a micro brewpub, and dinner at some kind of weird German restaurant with accordions and lederhosen all over the place.  I found out on this outing that not only are Germans as weird as I initially suspected, but also that a boat tour of the Thames with a stop in Greenwich is a really great day out.  So, I took my mom down to the pier at Westminster, and got us on a tour.  There’s a lot to see from the river down there… the tower of London, Parliament, the London eye, the golden hind, the tower bridge, the place where they used to chain pirates us to be drowned by the incoming tide, etc. etc.  My mom really enjoyed all of this, and snapped lots of pictures.  We made it down to Greenwich by late afternoon and stopped at the totally awesome Meantime Brewing brewpub, the Greenwich Union.  Micro-brewpubs are kind of rare here, so a visit to this place is a real treat for someone from the pacific northwest.  After a late lunch, we walked up to the royal observatory which is on the top of a hill in a huge park, and you can stand exactly on zero degree longitude.

 

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mom at zero

 

(not) visiting the queen

My club arranged a special after hours guided tour of Buckingham Palace, and the event happened while mom was in town.  To be entirely honest, this is the exact same tour that any tourist can get as long as he buys a ticket and turns off his cell phone, but I think my mom enjoyed telling her friends that she might bump into the queen anyway.  The Palace is kind of what you’d expect: big, fancy, lots of art and gold stuff, has a throne room, etc.  It seemed pretty well maintained to me, but according to the economist, the place is falling apart.  It was fun anyway, and I think my mom got a big kick out of seeing the collection of royal dresses that are on display there, so it was worth it.  We finished the tour with a glass of champagne on the back patio and then it was off to the club for dinner.  Total London stuff… a bit silly, but lots of fun.  We didn’t see the queen though.

 

la Coruña

I really wanted to take my mom to Spain on this trip as well.  Our normal M.O. for trips over here is to go to 2 separate places NOT in London, for 1 week each.  This keeps things relaxed without too much running around but also gets me to somewhere a bit different from here.  This time, with the Palace tour, it was going to be hard to squeeze in a second place without it being London, and since I have all the London I could ever want and we only had a few days left of vacation, I tried to find somewhere that is close by to visit.  A friend of mine at work is from a town called La Coruña which is on the north coast of Spain in a region called Galicia.  It’s only a 1.5 hour flight from Heathrow, and is near a town that my mom really likes, Santiago De Compostela.  So, I booked some tickets to Coruña and some reservations at their nice hotel, the Finisterre.  Arriving was a bit weird, as there had just been an ETA terrorist bombing that day in a nearby town (Burgos), so the immigration guys had a field day with my passport.  The problem with my passport is that with all the travelling I’ve done in the past few years, and the greedy passport page habits of the UK visa people and the Chinese government, I’m all out of space, and it’s pretty difficult to tell where I’ve been because of all the stamps stamped on top of each other.  So, I had to fill out some explanations of where I was staying, how long I would be there for, etc. and have some conversations that stretched the limits of my high school Spanish.  Eventually we got through, but it took maybe 20 minutes to convince them that I really was a tourist.  Funny!  Once we got settled at the hotel, things were just fine… a quick walk put us at the Plaza of Maria Pita, which is the typical Spanish grand plaza with restaurants and people out for walks, etc.  We found a nice little seafood tapas place, and dug into some great Spanish dinner.  The Spanish pace of evening is something I really enjoy: strolling around, finding a place to eat, wine, tapas, more strolling, the dinner process takes hours and hours, but isn’t tedious, just relaxing.  Plus the food is AWESOME.  The local Orujo is a joy as well, the perfect after dinner drink.  There aren’t a lot of “sights” to see in Coruña, so we spent a lot of our time in this way, which is perfect for me, and seemed to go over well for mom too.

 

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dinner Coruña style

 

We did take one day trip to Santiago de Compostela, which is an ancient pilgrimage town which has drawn people from all over Europe for centuries.  The big cathedral there is quite beautiful, and features a giant incense burner that is swung across the gathered pilgrims, apparently the original idea was to deodorize the stinky bastards after their long unwashed trip across the continent.  The cathedral also has a neat column where people repeated placing their hands over the centuries has worn a hand shaped indentation into the rock.  The first two times I was here, in 1987 and 1996, you could walk up to the column and put your hand into the grooves, which was pretty neat because of all the people before you who had also done this.  Unfortunately for us, but perhaps fortunately for the column, it is now roped off and you can only look at it.  This is probably for the best, I bet there are more tourists visiting that city in one 21st century summer than in 20 years of the 15th century, and this really neat relic could be at risk of falling apart if it’s not conserved properly.

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handy…

 

We also visited the Santiago hotel where my mom and dad stayed when they first went to Spain in 1983, the Parador.  This is across the square from the cathedral.  I think that was cool for her.  It was certainly cool for me because I ate some killer Jamon Iberico.

 

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mom standing on the cathedral steps with hotel Parador in the background

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mom and the cathedral

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looking out over the bay at breakfast

 

The last thing we did in Coruña was visit the old roman lighthouse at Finisterre (Latin Finis and Terre?), which has been standing since the year 2.  It’s had a LOT of changes since then, such as an entirely new roof structure and external walls added in the 18th century, but it’s still there, and makes a pretty good background for mom.  I walked up the stairs inside, and it was a a weird combination of claustrophobic because of the tight winding staircases, and agoraphobic because of the high tower with no railing.  Cool view though.

 

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lighthouse!

 

All in all it was a pretty good trip.  Now, I’m back at work in my suit.


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